if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3
This made me so happy
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
unless you live in California
Thanks for showing me around last night. Hope you don’t think I don’t care. ‘Cause I do I just don’t know if I should feel this bad about you.